Something Random: A Coloring Contest!

So, here's a story (of sorts): I check my email today and lo and behold, there's a message that makes reference to my brief little writeup of Michael Kupperman's Tales Designed to Thrizzle. "Who out there is actually reading The Danger Digest?" I wondered aloud. Turns out, it's none other than writer, gentleman, provocateur and man-about-town Patrick Wensink, who kindly asked me to run the following announcement:

Patrick Wensink recently decided there’s only one way to celebrate the release of his book, Sex Dungeon for Sale!--and that's by holding a coloring contest.

Accordingly, he had a series of illustrations created based on some of the book’s stories, including a Kindergartener who thinks he’s French, a puddle of ketchup shaped like Elvis, and something called “Chicken Soup for the Kidnapper’s Soul.”

Adding to the excitement, Wensink is offering the winner an autographed stack of his favorite books from 2009, which are:

Tales Designed to Thrizzle by Michael Kupperman

Fool by Christopher Moore

AM/PM by Amelia Gray

Help! A Bear is Eating Me! by Mykle Hansen

The contest ends December 14. For all the details visit www.patrickwensink.com/randomness

There you have it, dear readers. Stop whatever work you're doing and bust out your crayons. And Patrick, thanks for reading!